June 8th, 2009: The Blitz of Styx at Hobbly's Heroes

24,000 fans showed up in Hobbly to beautiful weather and a long, painful game. There were times when this reporter zoned out completely and only a cheer from the crowd later woke me up. I wasn't the only one, though. Hobbly's ogre, Brakk Badgerbreath seemed to spend half the match in a stupor as well...

First Half:

7: Hellbelch (B) TD!

7: Paris the Sassy (H) actually caught a kickoff and threw a completion to Frederick Trapper (H).

8: Fred Trapper (H) scores a TD!

Second Half:

1: Arnon Metalsmith (H) got a casualty on Pukescum (B), but the zombie regenerated by the time he reached the sidelines.

Also, Jorge Farmer (H) completed a pass to Joe Ratcatcher (H).

2: York Surestrike (H) got a casualty on Vomithorror (B) when the zombie tried to block him, but the zombie regenerated by the time he reached the sidelines.

3: Lewis Foolsgold (H) got a casualty on Stenchterror (B), but the zombie regenerated by the time he reached the sidelines.

Overtime: The regular referee was replaced with one too cowardly to call fouls.

6: The crowd got a casualty on Fred Trapper (H). Luckily, he'll be back next game.

Also Pusstooth (B) got a casualty on Lewis Foolsgold (H), smashing the lineman's knee and causing him to miss the next game. This kind of injury keeps niggling throughout your career...

The game ended in an old-fashioned, boring shoot out. Hobbly won the shoot out 4 - 2, and thereby won the game.

Waking up to go home, this is Johan the Mad reporting.

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