A Life Full of Adventure

Welcome once again,sports fans! Today saw the Human team, Hobbly’s Heroes, take on the Skaven team, Hell’s Pit Warplocks. 23,000 fans showed up for the game today, not including the local rat population The weather was perfect and the game was a nailbiter! Here were today’s highlights: First Half Turn 1: Ditz Long-whiskers hurt himself trying to leap over the Hobbly line. He was out the rest of the game. Turn 1: LT got a casualty on Reeluz Musksquirter. The skaven missed the rest of the game. Turn 3: Belig the Clawer got a casualty on Joe Ratcatcher. Joe missed the rest of the game. Turn 3: LT got a casualty on Skreet. The skaven missed the rest of the game. Turn 5: Shagrax threw a completion to Rakk Cartdodger. Turn 5: Rakk Cartdodger scored a TD! Turn 5: Jorje Farmer threw a completion to Fred Trapper. Turn 7: Jorje Farmer threw a completion to Jimmy Fisher Turn 7: Jimmy Fisher scored a TD! Turn 8: LT got a casualty on Belig the Clawer. The skaven suffered broken ...

Welcome sports fans! Today saw the Chaos team, the Wolfenburg Warherd, take on the Black Pass Skullstompas, one of two orc teams in the league currently. 27,000 fans showed up to watch this match. The weather was perfect for the opening game of the new stadium, and the game was exciting…at least after the first half was over. Here were today’s highlights: First Half Turn 5: Beastlord Rend scored a TD! Second Half Turn 2: Khurr Hamfist got a casualty on Fang. The beastman missed the rest of the game. Turn 3: Skullobber Frauk threw a completion to Ghorn Horseraper. Turn 4: Trunk 2-eyes killed the beastman Razr! Turn 6: Ghorn Horseraper scored a TD! The final kickoff of the second half ended the game in a riot! Overtime Turn 2: Grukk 2-kays got a casualty on Mudd. The beastman missed the rest of the game. Turn 2: Khee-runch scored a TD, giving the orcs the win! Until next time, this is Johann the Madd reporting.