September 7th, 2009: Wurld's Edge Ribsmashers at Hell's Pit Warplocks
Twenty-three thousand fans came to watch the game in perfect Blood Bowl weather. Here's the breakdown of our bloody game:
First Half:
2: Reeluz Musksquirter (W) threw a completion to Cartdodger (W).
3: Cartdodger (W) scored a TD!
3: Rolok Horsemauler (R) got a casualty on Cartdodger (W). The gutter runner was badly hurt but will suffer no long term effects.
5: Yurt the Clanless (W) was ejected from the game for fouling a Ribsmasher.
8: Rolok Horsemauler (R) scored a TD!
Second Half (began with a riot, but the clock was reset):
1: Ditz Long-whiskers (W) smashed his own ankle on a play trying to dodge by a couple Ribsmashers.
2: Fungus Lioneater (R) was ejected from teh game for fouling a Warplock.
3: Naz the Skulker (W) was blocked into the bloodthirsty crowd, which proceeded to fracture his ankle. The gutter runner will have to miss the next game.
3: Lagak Eyeripper (R) got a casualty on an unnamed Skaven journeyman. The poor slob fractured his leg and had no hope of being hired onto the team at the end of the game.
4: Nazguul Pipstompper (R) scored a TD!
7: Ledsh Lonewolf (R) scored a TD!
From a field sporting few standing Skaven and many happy Orcs, this is Johann the Mad reporting.
First Half:
2: Reeluz Musksquirter (W) threw a completion to Cartdodger (W).
3: Cartdodger (W) scored a TD!
3: Rolok Horsemauler (R) got a casualty on Cartdodger (W). The gutter runner was badly hurt but will suffer no long term effects.
5: Yurt the Clanless (W) was ejected from the game for fouling a Ribsmasher.
8: Rolok Horsemauler (R) scored a TD!
Second Half (began with a riot, but the clock was reset):
1: Ditz Long-whiskers (W) smashed his own ankle on a play trying to dodge by a couple Ribsmashers.
2: Fungus Lioneater (R) was ejected from teh game for fouling a Warplock.
3: Naz the Skulker (W) was blocked into the bloodthirsty crowd, which proceeded to fracture his ankle. The gutter runner will have to miss the next game.
3: Lagak Eyeripper (R) got a casualty on an unnamed Skaven journeyman. The poor slob fractured his leg and had no hope of being hired onto the team at the end of the game.
4: Nazguul Pipstompper (R) scored a TD!
7: Ledsh Lonewolf (R) scored a TD!
From a field sporting few standing Skaven and many happy Orcs, this is Johann the Mad reporting.